Why Won’t They Believe Me?
Three hours ago, I was sitting in a doctor’s office in Glendale, CA waiting to see a doctor who supposedly performed vaginal botox for pelvic pain discomfort. I have been […]
The New Normal
On Saturday I spent my afternoon getting a Mayan Abdominal Massage. For those of you who don’t know what that is — you aren’t alone. I don’t either. And yet, I […]
The Waiting Game
I’ve been in New York City this week for work and I have gone out every single night and worked every single day. When I say I’ve “gone out” I […]
I’m Sorry For No Longer Being Sorry
I apologize a lot. Multiple times a day, if I’m being honest. I apologize for things I am not sorry for. And I apologize when I don’t know what else […]
Rebuilding
Hi. I’m back. But like always, I didn’t actually go anywhere. Mostly I’ve just been avoiding my blog like most things in my life because I’ve been feeling stuck. More […]
I’m Ovar-y This
Hi. It’s me. Lara. I’m back with another ovary pun even though I technically didn’t go anywhere AND just paid $13 today to keep this blog going. I’m really dedicated. […]
But You Don’t Look Sick?
Thirty minutes ago I was catching up on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. On the show, one of the housewives, who of course isn’t actually a housewife, […]
Maybe I’m Ovary-Acting
Hello, it’s me. Did you get my Adele reference just then? DID YOU??? Anyway, hello, it’s been a long time. I’m back! I didn’t actually go anywhere, but I did […]
On Not Knowing What The Hell You Want
When I was a preteen, I had no idea what I wanted to be when I grew up. I went through several different scenarios in my head of possible career […]
Becoming The Person I Hate On Social Media
My alarm goes off and I roll over to grab it before it wakes my sleeping boyfriend. It’s 6:30 a.m. and there’s no real reason for me to be awake […]
