Chronic Pain and The Future
It’s no secret that I’ve never exactly been a fan of children. It’s hard to tell if this is because kids are actually annoying monsters, or if it’s because I’ve always […]
It’s no secret that I’ve never exactly been a fan of children. It’s hard to tell if this is because kids are actually annoying monsters, or if it’s because I’ve always […]
Wow, it’s been a long time. You know how sometimes you think you’re really busy then you think about it and realize that you watched four seasons of a TV […]
Three hours ago, I was sitting in a doctor’s office in Glendale, CA waiting to see a doctor who supposedly performed vaginal botox for pelvic pain discomfort. I have been […]
On Saturday I spent my afternoon getting a Mayan Abdominal Massage. For those of you who don’t know what that is — you aren’t alone. I don’t either. And yet, I […]
I’ve been in New York City this week for work and I have gone out every single night and worked every single day. When I say I’ve “gone out” I […]
I apologize a lot. Multiple times a day, if I’m being honest. I apologize for things I am not sorry for. And I apologize when I don’t know what else […]
Thirty minutes ago I was catching up on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. On the show, one of the housewives, who of course isn’t actually a housewife, […]
Hello, it’s me. Did you get my Adele reference just then? DID YOU??? Anyway, hello, it’s been a long time. I’m back! I didn’t actually go anywhere, but I did […]
Ever since I was 18 years old, I’ve been determined not to settle. It seemed to me that everyone around me was settling for a mediocre job, a mediocre relationship, […]
“I honestly don’t care about that at all. I think you’re really cool and I still want to date you.” He had known all along. He had always known. I […]